Peach and the Piano Limited Edition Hot Sauce

Inspired by the wonderfully magical The Pen and the Piano Tour, our limited edition 'Peach and the Piano Hot Sauce' is only available for sale until 6/23/18.  Whatever sells until that date is what the bottles will be limited to.  This design will get retired on 6/24/18, so don't kill the messenger if you miss out!

BONUS: A few certificates of authentication have been signed by Andrew McMahon & Bob Oxblood.  All bottles will be eligible to receive an autographed certificate and winners will be chosen at random.  You'll know you're a lucky recipient when your order arrives. 

Only available at DarkMatterHotSauce.com

As always, 30% of every sale is donated to The Dear Jack Foundation. 

I Woke Up In A Car

I've never been so lost, I've never felt so much at home. 

Released in 2002, I Woke up in a Car has become an iconic song in the emo/pop punk world. It's been nearly 15 years since the song made its debut, but I woke up in a car has continued to be a staple in the life of the lives of anyone who listened to Something Corporate in the early 2000s. 

Who knew that hot sauce & Something Corporate went together so well?!

My personal favorite lyrics from the song are featured on a limited edition hot sauce bottle!  Sticking to true SoCo form, this limited edition bottle will only release 1,111 bottles for the public to purchase!  

Once the 1,111 are sold we will retire the design & it will never be released again, so get it while you can!  

Curious what the hot sauce itself tastes like?  It's a bold, smoky flavor with a kick at the end--your tastebuds won't regret it.  

Pick yours up now!

Also available is an unlimited edition of 'Swim'--for those who missed the limited edition I Woke up in a Car bottle.  

**30% of each sale goes directly to the Dear Jack Foundation**